okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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