Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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