Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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