I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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