Im at strip club and am horny
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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