He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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