My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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