they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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