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If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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