Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
