he was CRYING into my vagina
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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