ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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