I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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