Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...