I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sext me about skeletons
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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