you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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