I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
be right there i have to get my cape
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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