So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
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