i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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