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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.

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(902): i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots. http://tfl.nu/58kw

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We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.

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well done

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(716): We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter. (907): well done http://tfl.nu/po76

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Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.

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(404): Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle. http://tfl.nu/2aue

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(419): View more from Ohio

i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.

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(419): i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it. http://tfl.nu/1l7g

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(540): View more from Virginia

I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger

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(540): I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger http://tfl.nu/crtx

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(434): View more from Virginia

do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming

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(434): do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming http://tfl.nu/c7ht

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(443): View more from Maryland

she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.

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(443): she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help. http://tfl.nu/37hn

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Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us

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(214): Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us http://tfl.nu/gb64

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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.

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(206): Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this. http://tfl.nu/t9dh

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(419): View more from Ohio

He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.

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(419): He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab. http://tfl.nu/4t90

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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?

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(319): Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition? http://tfl.nu/khff

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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god

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(303): Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god http://tfl.nu/bdku

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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof

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(614): Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof http://tfl.nu/erp7

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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus

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(419): Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus http://tfl.nu/mjlu

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?

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(423): Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina? http://tfl.nu/kprk

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