So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.