she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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