I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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