Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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