This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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