I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I love you.
Bad choice
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