do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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