I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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