carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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