Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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