he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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