Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
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I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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