She said her name was "party"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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