Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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