woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We are all done wearing pants today
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