do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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