It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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