: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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