i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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