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  I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them

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• (214): View more from Texas

  If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown

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  And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.

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