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  So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.

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  oh and he was serious.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick

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