I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.