I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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