He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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