Can Purell be used as lube?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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