First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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