Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
two words...techno handjob
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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