Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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