is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
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Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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