Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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