I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
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TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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