have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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