Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Naked Twister starts at high noon
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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