Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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