found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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