just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
