i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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