eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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