I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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